Cocksword

A rigormortis rooster used to fight another person or animal.

My brother and I were slapping cockswords last night. Boy am I tired.

At school today I brought in my cocksword and hit the substitute teacher with it. She sent me to the principals office. I hit the principal too.

by Toddenhiemer February 4, 2010

cocksnorfler

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly

Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.

by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cockstorm

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks

by Ga' November 21, 2003

cocksnard

Told to some who is being a Stupid Dick.

I can't believe you just did that to me. You are such a Cocksnard!

by Corrosion King April 13, 2014

cocklord

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.

Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord

by bodhi January 19, 2003

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

shirt cock sword fighting

1. the act of two men sword fighting with their dicks while only wearing a shirt. 2. the preferred way for Scientologist to boost their Thetan level.

"Lord Xenu froze the aliens and dropped them into the Hawaiian volcano's because of the excessive shirt cock sword fighting!"
"We all shit ourselves when we saw two Mormon Missionaries jump off their bikes, partially undress & start shirt cock sword fighting to see who gets to ring the next doorbell."
"John Travolta was recently seen shirt cock sword fighting Tom Cruise for a parking space at the Scientology Center in Hollywood."

by Snifner October 9, 2006