My brother and I were slapping cockswords last night. Boy am I tired.
At school today I brought in my cocksword and hit the substitute teacher with it. She sent me to the principals office. I hit the principal too.
At school today I brought in my cocksword and hit the substitute teacher with it. She sent me to the principals office. I hit the principal too.
by Toddenhiemer February 04, 2010
by Toddenhiemer February 04, 2010
To stand in front of a mirror in a room with the door ajar while masterbating, in the hope that some one will see you and your reflection.
When my room mates are home I like to double whammy.
I was walking through the hallway and caught my son double whammying.
I caught my cocksword in a double whammy. The todd is up, the todd is good.
I was walking through the hallway and caught my son double whammying.
I caught my cocksword in a double whammy. The todd is up, the todd is good.
by Toddenhiemer February 04, 2010