Toddenhiemer's definitions

Cocksword

A rigormortis rooster used to fight another person or animal.

My brother and I were slapping cockswords last night. Boy am I tired.

At school today I brought in my cocksword and hit the substitute teacher with it. She sent me to the principals office. I hit the principal too.

by Toddenhiemer February 4, 2010

Double Whammy

To stand in front of a mirror in a room with the door ajar while masterbating, in the hope that some one will see you and your reflection.

When my room mates are home I like to double whammy.

I was walking through the hallway and caught my son double whammying.

I caught my cocksword in a double whammy. The todd is up, the todd is good.

by Toddenhiemer February 4, 2010

Hotquail

The act of cumming on small breasts.

"Man Sally's hot, but she's got tiny titties"
"Dude all the better to hotquail"

by Toddenhiemer February 4, 2010