cockshwobble
cockshwobble by Scarsky September 12, 2021
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Cockwobble
Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.
Adj: To describe something ridiculous
Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020
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Cockwobbler by TrevBot June 7, 2013
Cockswabble
A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.
"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."
Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."
Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."
Cockswabble by #nedkelly October 19, 2020
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cockwobble by Howsitgoing123 January 19, 2017
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