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Cockwobble 

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020
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Cockwobbler 

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.
Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.
Cockwobbler by TrevBot June 7, 2013

Cockswabble 

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.
"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."
Cockswabble by #nedkelly October 19, 2020

cockwobble 

Cockwobble is a word used when a girl goes to sit down on your Penis and misses making it wobble
Oh shit that cockwobble hurt
cockwobble by Howsitgoing123 January 19, 2017

Cockwobble 

When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides
I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides
Cockwobble by Barry Vulva March 7, 2020
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