A desperate and extreme act of cockblocking, based on the kamikaze principle of self-destruction as an offensive technique. Cockikaze is the act of cockblocking with such power and zeal that you not only prevent others from getting any, but yourself as well. Can also be used as a title for anyone performing a cockikaze act, or as an adjective for extraordinary and reckless cockblocking behavior.
As a noun: "We gotta clear this party out before mom and dad get back. I'm gonna do a cockikaze; the dudes will leave if we can drive all the chicks out; none of them hoes are bangable anyway."
As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"
As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"
As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"
As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"
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A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.
"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
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A person may use this before throwing out the computer by visiting sights normally advised to avoid due to the virus chance, like strange porn sites or sites offering free things, for the purpose of just seeing what they are like without having to worry whether the computer gets a virus or not.
These computers would be void of any personal or financial information in the very likely case that it catches a dangerous virus.
A person may use this before throwing out the computer by visiting sights normally advised to avoid due to the virus chance, like strange porn sites or sites offering free things, for the purpose of just seeing what they are like without having to worry whether the computer gets a virus or not.
These computers would be void of any personal or financial information in the very likely case that it catches a dangerous virus.
I really want to visit this site promising me a thousand dollars if I answer what Tom Cruise's birthday is, but I'll probably get a virus.
Don't worry, that's my compikaze, so I don't care if you get virus's on it!
Don't worry, that's my compikaze, so I don't care if you get virus's on it!
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