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Cockikaze 

A desperate and extreme act of cockblocking, based on the kamikaze principle of self-destruction as an offensive technique. Cockikaze is the act of cockblocking with such power and zeal that you not only prevent others from getting any, but yourself as well. Can also be used as a title for anyone performing a cockikaze act, or as an adjective for extraordinary and reckless cockblocking behavior.
As a noun: "We gotta clear this party out before mom and dad get back. I'm gonna do a cockikaze; the dudes will leave if we can drive all the chicks out; none of them hoes are bangable anyway."

As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"

As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"
Cockikaze by Admiral Viggo August 8, 2014
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Cocktazed 

When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.
I cocktazed my girl last night and I thought the cops broke in the house and tazed her.
Cocktazed by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019

Cosmikaze 

A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.
"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
Cosmikaze by Bdamn August 23, 2011
A girl/guy who wants cock, but can't get it.
Damn, that cockskape offered me 12 dollars to suck my cock.
Cockskape by Eli Gottfried July 22, 2004

Compikaze 

An old or not often used computer that a person may use as much as a regular computer, with the exemption of common sense to avoid viruses or any activity in general that may destroy the computer.

A person may use this before throwing out the computer by visiting sights normally advised to avoid due to the virus chance, like strange porn sites or sites offering free things, for the purpose of just seeing what they are like without having to worry whether the computer gets a virus or not.

These computers would be void of any personal or financial information in the very likely case that it catches a dangerous virus.
I really want to visit this site promising me a thousand dollars if I answer what Tom Cruise's birthday is, but I'll probably get a virus.

Don't worry, that's my compikaze, so I don't care if you get virus's on it!
Compikaze by Bearwrangler7 February 16, 2010

covikazes 

Unmasked protesters who don’t think of anyone but themselves in a stupid and selfish way putting themselves and mostly others at risk of contracting Coronavirus ( but at least setting in motion natural selection to occur among these doofs in 14 days!)
Dude look at the COVIKazes on the courthouse steps! The Darwinian thinning of the herd begins here!
covikazes by Doc Aut April 22, 2020

cockinater 

Someone who likes cock alot!
your moms a cockinater
cockinater by Erik Williams April 22, 2006
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