Cockspin

One who frequents the bedding of rotund and busty women.

I am such a dirty cockspin.

by POOT aka Rolph September 25, 2005

Triple Double Dog Cockspin

The Triple Double Dog Cockspin is when you triple dog dare a girl to rip the skin off of your dick by hopping into it and double spinning as fast as possible.

She hit me with the Triple Double Dog Cockspin last night.

by ewr_gaming June 27, 2021

cocksplinter

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.

Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!

by geederd November 28, 2020

cockupine

A woman that's been fucked so many times, that if she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd be a fuckin' cockupine, a human female porcupine with cocks for quills.

You mean Becki? That bitch is a fuckin' cockupine, she's gotta have at least fifty dick-quills.

by Fucky The Twiggy Alien Bastard September 29, 2011

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

cockspike

nervous tremble in the penis with a feeling needles in the shaft

joe got a cockspike and had to stop fucking.

by Kennyzisme April 23, 2009

Cockspiracy

A situation where you can't decide if there has been a cock-up or a conspiracy.

Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!

by Barrattino January 16, 2014