Cockspigot

A cockspigot is a type of faucet surgically attached to the cock and or balls.

When a cockspigot is attached to the cock it can stop or slow the flow of urine. When attached to the balls it stops the flow of semen.

“Bob just got a cockspigot so he can last longer in bed”

“Bob just got a cockspigot so he can last longer in bed”

by Bob’s wife August 27, 2022

Cockspit

The saliva (spit) left around a penis (cock) after being deepthroated

"Lap that cockspit up, Maggie"

"There was so much cockspit, I thought it was an eel"

"Oi, cockspit... fuck off"

by timo_cash September 26, 2008

cockpilot

One who pilots the cock, aka a homosexual. Derogatory term

That guy is such a cockpilot

by Steveo February 13, 2005

cockpilot

1. One who enjoys having male genitalia rammed down their throat and conducts themselves in a manor to which suggests proficiency and practice in the art.
2. Another word for a chronic wanker
3. Someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting cocks

"I can't believe he fucked up again"
"Yeah, James is such a cockpilot"

by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008

Cockspot

The place right under the twig and berries. A small sensitive area that the cock usually rests on.

Lawson: I'm going to take a shower!
Dash: Make sure you wash your cockspot well!

by Roshambo187 January 2, 2017

Cockpilot

A pilot with at least 320 flight hours, whos extremities other than his penis never come into contact with the controls during flight.

And on the way home, you should have seen the cockpilot we had. He turned off the planes thrust like, 30 feet before we smacked onto the ground. Obviously can't multitask with that small cock.

by Masterdeath November 28, 2010

Cocksplotch

Someone who is silly or stupid

Oh your such a cocksplotch!

by Cocksplotch lover June 26, 2021