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cocksnarfing 

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!
I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!
cocksnarfing by Tanath April 23, 2006

Cockstuffing 

The act of inserting a penis inside of another man's urethra for sexual pleasure.
Whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. In the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. A few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where 'sounding' comes from. Eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle dick. One thing leads to another, and the concept of cockstuffing was stolen from the gods.
Cockstuffing by Dr. Catfister March 17, 2010

cocksurfing 

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.
"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"
cocksurfing by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011

cocksurfing 

Woman on top, e.g. cowgirl, multiple times within a short period of time. Similar to surfing, in that it can involve many rides of one wave, or websurfing in that the riding may involve different waves.
"I brought him home friday, and then spent all evening cocksurfing"
cocksurfing by -Arctother May 17, 2013

Cocksurfing 

"Man she was cocksurfing all night long."
Cocksurfing by jowniedownie July 4, 2019

cockbuffing 

An underground phenomena, mostly happens on Twitter where you’re giving too much praise. Aka Dick riding
Cockbuffing does exist in the underground.
cockbuffing by SubjectRelative December 19, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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