Get the Cockrally mug.Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
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The opposite of cockblocking. An act of generosity that increases the chances of someone getting some action from another.
So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right there on the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.
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Get the Billy Cockrell mug.Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.
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Get the Cockalley mug.That a certain person is such a insufferable dickhead that when wearing clothes they become just a giant walking cock wrapped up in flat bread. Mostly found in Australia.
Shit! Here comes that fucking cockroll Dave, if he spills his drink on me again i'll fucking smash him.
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"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"
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