Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex

"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"

Cock Pump by \/\/ February 21, 2004

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cockjumper

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.

Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!

cockjumper by tarheel November 30, 2006

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Cockbump

The manly act of two straight men bumping cocks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

No Homo.

We won the game! *cockbump*

Cockbump by ZIGGING July 21, 2009

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Cockpumper

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.

He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.

Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

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cockbump

how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.

however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.

Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"

Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"

cockbump by free_run July 22, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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