how two men who are
secure with their sexuality highfive.
however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And
protection is required for cockbumping a black
guy.
Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey
ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "
OMG u broke it! call
911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"