Cockplif 

A jerkoff dipshit asshole that is so unbelievably arrogant that people fuck him in the ass to put him back in his place.

That dude that went out with us last night is a cockplif, I tore his ass wide open!

Cockplif by Marco Diggler February 21, 2009

cocklifters 

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.

Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.

cocklifters by krass baker January 8, 2009

Cockpliment 

A compliment on one's cock, usually given by a lady the first time she see's it.

*Woman unzips mans pants to find a monster hiding*

Woman: "Oh my, I'll have the footlong."

Man: "Thank you for the cockpliment."

Cockpliment by DuffmanOfTheCosmos October 16, 2012

cockpliment 

The opposite of a cock block. Someone who assists his friend in attaining a desired person.

Hey bob thanks for putting in that good word for me tonight, you really cockplimented me.

cockpliment by Eyalisimo January 23, 2008

cocklift 

one who kisses their boss's ass, as if lifting their cock for them whilst pissing.

Pedro brings the boss coffe every morning as an excuse to talk to him in hopes of a promotion. What a fucking cocklift!

cocklift by Andrew carocchia February 28, 2007

Cockliflower 

When you have a mixture of a colliflower and a broccoli

Cockliflower!!!

Cockliflower by Bhtvhkiffrhvn March 7, 2019

Cockpliment 

When someone compliments your package, AKA wiener, dong, cock etc..

Kevin stands up from his seat in the hotel hot tub and the busty woman across from him says. "Who's the lucky lady, that is impressive" when she sees the outline of his steaming member. Kevin then responds with "thanks for the cockpliment!"

Cockpliment by Prickly Balls October 7, 2024