cocklift
Pedro brings the boss coffe every morning as an excuse to talk to him in hopes of a promotion. What a fucking cocklift!
cocklift by Andrew carocchia February 28, 2007
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cocklifters
n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.
Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.
cocklifters by krass baker January 8, 2009
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cocklift • cocklifters • Cockliflower • Cocklint • cocklit • cockliteal • cock loft • cock litigation • Cork Lift
cockliteal
He gave me a cockliteal after I told him I was menstrual, had diarrhea, and that my boobs were too small to titty fuck.
cockliteal by 00Nasty December 11, 2007
cockloft
cockloft by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009
Cockloft
Cockloft by Cocklofter June 2, 2006
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