cocklift

one who kisses their boss's ass, as if lifting their cock for them whilst pissing.

Pedro brings the boss coffe every morning as an excuse to talk to him in hopes of a promotion. What a fucking cocklift!

by Andrew carocchia February 28, 2007

cocklifters

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.

Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.

by krass baker January 8, 2009

cockliteal

When a guy fucks the knee pit.

He gave me a cockliteal after I told him I was menstrual, had diarrhea, and that my boobs were too small to titty fuck.

by 00Nasty December 11, 2007

cockloft

The room over the garret.

I live in the cockloft... it's even higher than the garret!

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009

cocklit

A small penis, often under 5 to 5 1/2 inches when erect.

Mary liked don, but she had to admit trying to have sex with his little cocklit was annoying.

by Jon Barry May 4, 2005

Cockliflower

When you have a mixture of a colliflower and a broccoli

Cockliflower!!!

by Bhtvhkiffrhvn March 7, 2019

Cockloft

The location where the cock resides at any give time.

"My cock's cockloft is currently in the crotch of my wonderful jeans, dammit."

by Cocklofter June 2, 2006