Cockipaited 

Adjective informal. Excited or overcome by sexual urges and desire to suck cock or be throat fucked

Mmmm Daddy has me completely cockipaited

Cockipaited by ShadesWilson November 4, 2021

Cockpasted 

Covering a surface entirely with cum

Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week

Cockpasted by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022

cockpained 

Angry, upset, or generally annoyed with someone or something. See also butthurt.

Mike got a cockpained look on his face when I told him he had to come to work instead of going to the party.

cockpained by Uigi July 30, 2011

Cockinated 

When your cock is at full strength , Past being a boner

After seeing the hot girl he was aroused and shorty after cockinated and ready to go

Cockinated by CockBoy100000 November 29, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019