Cockmas 

When a male so broke he’s got no money to buy Christmas gifts so he offers up his cock for gifting sexual pleasures. Alternatively, a male or female are so broke that they offer to service a male’s cock for gift giving purposes.

This covid killed my Christmas so it’s cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.

I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.

Cockmas by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020

Cockmas 

Word used to define a Happy, worth celebrating Christmas that includes a lot more cock than it includes Christ.

"This year i had so many dick appointments that it became Cockmas instead of Christmas!"

Cockmas by thisishomophobia December 28, 2018

cockmaestro 

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."

cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006

Cockwash 

A wonderful term that has a very versatile meaning depending on its usage. It can be used as an expletive, adjective, or even a blowjob!

1) “I got a 45 on the test, that’s fucking cockwash”
2) “hey my dick is pretty dirty, I could probably use a cockwash”
3) “you forgot to fill up your car with gas? Are you cockwashing me?”
4) “the doctor just got three crowned. He got fucking cockwashed”

Cockwash by sackrel77 January 11, 2020

cockmabob 

Verb;

Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing

1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.

2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.

"Let's make this 3 kilos of cocaine disappear with a little cockmabobbing... I prefer jelly."

"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"

cockmabob by Kapzter October 3, 2015

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019