cockglancer

Someone who likes to check you out when you're at the urinal.

"I'm always nervous having a piss with Cam. With those boggly eyes - I think he's a bit of a cockglancer"

by Dwave May 8, 2008

Cockolantern

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom

ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!

by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011

Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.

He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.

by The Cockring Buddha June 28, 2016

Cockmancer

One who loves cock; a conjurer of cocks.

Matt: Burnham sure loves cocks.
Fred: Yup, he's a major cockmancer.

by njdude2105 September 30, 2016

Cocklance

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011