Cocklate

A slang term used for chocolate that tastes like a penis.

Cheyanne thought that the cocklate tasted delicious.

by HerDefiantMajesty May 29, 2009

Cocklate

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.

Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.

by lol918 October 3, 2017

cocklate

Poo-ey cum stains. i.e. a result of cumming in someone's bum.

Conor fucked billy's mum in the ass aaaaalll night..... there was cocklate everywhere.

by Funky_Conor August 29, 2006

hot cocklate

When one dips ones erect penis in melted chocolate and lets it harden and then recieves a blowjob.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted some hot cocklate.

by ComDaddy November 2, 2015

hot cocklaté

it’s when you put someone’s cock in the microwave for 37 1/3 seconds and then take it out and blend it together with chocolate, creamer and coffee then you drink it

boy one: yo bro my laté isn’t spicy enough !!!
boy two: yea aight lemme make a hot cocklaté

by jimmy john smith March 2, 2021

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

by A squared April 20, 2015