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cockwashing station 

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"
cockwashing station by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014

cockwarming 

When a top/dominate inserts their penis or penis-like object into a bottom/submissive's vagina, anus, or mouth and keeps it there for warmth and pleasure. Could be considered a more intimate way of spooning.
After we had sex, he stayed inside me and I fell asleep cockwarming him.
cockwarming by darlingero January 10, 2021

Cockwarming 

The action of sitting on ones penis in anal or vaginal canal to keep warm no thrusting
Justin was cockwarming josh
Cockwarming by Kitchenclover May 14, 2021

cockfishing 

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal
I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!
cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008

Cockfishing 

The act of sending photos of a penis that is not yours to unsuspecting women (or gay men) who have no idea until its too late.
John was cockfishing Sarah again, that is definitely not his dick.
Cockfishing by Sup Crew December 21, 2018

National Cockwarming Day 

Person 1: omg its national cockwarming day!
National Cockwarming Day by darkypooo September 18, 2022
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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