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cockwashing 

When a man retells a story centring himself into the narrative.
'Dude, I was there - you are totally cockwashing what happened!'
cockwashing by bookshop lady May 11, 2022
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cockwashing station 

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"
cockwashing station by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014

cockwarming 

When a top/dominate inserts their penis or penis-like object into a bottom/submissive's vagina, anus, or mouth and keeps it there for warmth and pleasure. Could be considered a more intimate way of spooning.
After we had sex, he stayed inside me and I fell asleep cockwarming him.
cockwarming by darlingero January 10, 2021

Cockwarming 

The action of sitting on ones penis in anal or vaginal canal to keep warm no thrusting
Justin was cockwarming josh
Cockwarming by Kitchenclover May 14, 2021

cockfishing 

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal
I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!
cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008

Cockfishing 

The act of sending photos of a penis that is not yours to unsuspecting women (or gay men) who have no idea until its too late.
John was cockfishing Sarah again, that is definitely not his dick.
Cockfishing by Sup Crew December 21, 2018

National Cockwarming Day 

Person 1: omg its national cockwarming day!
National Cockwarming Day by darkypooo September 18, 2022
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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