Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to
accident)
n.
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A
random, out of the
blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a
crazy cockcident!"