Pronounced
cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a
cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a
cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to
play tennis and ended up sucking a
cock instead!"
Mike: "
Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"