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Cockfetti 

The result of drawing a big dick on a sheet of paper, tearing in to small pieces and then throwing it this way and that; like normal confetti, except with a dick drawing
Person 1: Look! That kid's throwing confetti everywhere. It's like Christmas!
Person 2: Uh, don't get too excited dude, that's cockfetti. That paper was once a dick sketch.
Person 1: Wow, that's let down.
Person 2:...yea, bummer
Cockfetti by kynit January 13, 2009

Cockfetti 

Pieces of tissue paper, that remain stuck to the penis after ejaculating into the tisssue and being tardy in removing it.
"Dude, I fell asleep with a tissue on my prick and woke up with cockfetti".
Cockfetti by kjbkjbjkbn February 27, 2011

cocknection 

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage
Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection
cocknection by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017

Champagne confetti 

To squirt. Female ejaculation.
You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS
Champagne confetti by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

Ass confetti 

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.
Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.
Ass confetti by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

champagne confetti 

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT
you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d
champagne confetti by eunkoo September 28, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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