cockel 

an extremely large penis.

paco- Did you see that black guy?

alex- Yeah... he has a cockel.

paco- I wish my dick was that big.

cockel by conconk February 23, 2011

Cockel 

A device that props up and presents the male cock.

I put on my cockel to entice my new lover and she promptly ripped it off.

Cockel by the cabra May 23, 2018

cockblocktopus 

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

cockblocktopus by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockblockistan 

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

Cockblockistan by King Needsome December 27, 2005

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

cockblocker

A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.

friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.

"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?

"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"

" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"

'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"

"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?

cockblocker by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010

Cockelgänger 

When one man's penis looks identical to another man's penis. They are cockelgängers.

"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.

Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"

Cockelgänger by rapunzabel April 25, 2017