2 definition by early riser

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Having to take a shit first thing in the morning
First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.
by early riser July 13, 2009

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The area between your penis and thigh.
"Today i was play'in some football, and my boxers were riding up my crotch canyon."
by Early riser July 14, 2009

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