cockciting

Something so exciting it gives you an erection.

RG3 is out! That's so cockciting!

by SsP45 September 14, 2014

cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.

Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.

by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003

cockriding

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.

Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.

by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

Cockpitting

The sex act of putting ones penis in another's armpit.

"Have you ever tried cockpitting?" "No, I don't wanna get deodorant on my dick."

by Notabrickwall February 7, 2013

Freestyle Cockriding

When someone is so proficient at riding cock that it becomes almost like an Olympic sport to them and they freestyle while riding the cock.

Dude Jeremy's sister is such a whore she started Freestyle cockriding me last night.

by TheCockDoctor March 18, 2012

cockbaiting

verb: using ones phallos as a means of attracting women

aww joes cockbaiting kaitie again

by steve the legend April 29, 2006

cockting

Similar to texting or sexting, cockting is the act of sending a picture of your penis over text message. This practice was popularized by Brett Favre in 2010.

I can't believe someone with such a small penis would be cockting that girl! Is he trying to turn her off?

When Percival wants to get laid, he just cockts his lineup of booty calls until one comes back to his place.

by LeastInterestingManInTheWorld October 9, 2010