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Cockball

(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.
“Dang, Cockball is so much better than Full Court.”
by Ben 5hapiro December 3, 2019
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Cockball

A game where u volley a ball back and forth with 2 or more players using only your cock to keep the ball up
Hey boys who’s up for a game of cockball
by Dr. Dickherdown December 22, 2018
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Cockball

1. A new word for dumb ass that like to fuck people in the ass
by G_DO September 23, 2008
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Cockball

Cockball is a strategic sport much like baseball played on a baseball field. A player would use his penis (regardless of size) to hit a ball instead of a wooden bat to reach a base.

If a player reaches a base, the time it takes for the next batter to get a hit is how long the runner on base gets sodomized by an Oxball glove by the position player on defense.

After three outs, the teams switch taking turns playing defense and offense until a full 9 innings is completed.
"let's play some cockball"
by Mister 10days June 25, 2021
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cockball sandwich

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.
Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 2, 2018
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Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!
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corkball

A variation of baseball that has been played in the St. Louis, MO, area since the early 1900s. Servicemen during World War II helped spread the game to other parts of the country. The game differs from baseball, stickball, and other bat-and-ball games in that there is no base running.
There are several corkball clubs in the St. Louis area, where the sport is still played at area parks with special corkball fields over a hundred years after it was first played.
by theekopper May 6, 2009
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