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cockballs 

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cockballs by Explainer Of Tdodd September 2, 2021

cockballs 

1. used to express extreme emotion

2. a queer
1. Ahh cockballs, i got piss on me!

2. Queer: Shut up

Pimp: Why dont you go suck your dad's dick cockballs
cockballs by weezybaby23 January 12, 2008

CockBalls 

When the scrotum is folded up and over the penis covering it completely creating a sac in which the all the parts of male genitalia become one
Larry:Look at dukes cockballs! Gregarious: How foul!!
Larry: but also kinda sexy
Gregarious:yeah.. *cums in pants*
CockBalls by Yung Jew 22 April 5, 2016

cockballs 

A total joker who dosen't know his cock from his balls (also a virgin)
That fucking cockballs just ate cheese in that ditch
cockballs by D.Run December 1, 2006

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

cowballs 

Cowballs is a phrase that is used when nothing else works. It's neither good nor bad but can be used in either instance.
"How was your day?"
"Oh you know, it was pretty cowballs."
cowballs by dekedoctor77 March 29, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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