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A Man, or Woman, With a incredibly small pelvis with no genitalia.
John "Oh have you met Kieran, he's a right cockayne no dick at all"
Jeff "Oh shit. Who told you this Hannah May?"
John "Yes, lol m9"
cockayne by FuckerBoi69 September 29, 2015
Words you can keep
Cocaine that is snorted off of a cock.
“Oh yeah bro, I snorted a crazy amount of cockayne off of Daniel’s boner the other night
Cockayne by GetTasty May 8, 2023

Joe udders Cockayne 

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical
"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.
„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“
cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021

Land of Cokayne 

An imaginary land of idleness, luxury, ease and plenty.

Where physical comforts and pleasures are always immediately at hand and where the harshness of medieval peasant life does not exist.
Like Atlantis and El Dorado, the land of Cokayne was a fictional utopia, a place where, in a parody of paradise, idleness and gluttony were the principal occupations. In Specimens of Early English Poets (1790), George Ellis printed a 13th century French poem called "The Land of Cokaigne" where

the houses were made of barley sugar and cakes, the streets were paved with pastry, and the shops supplied goods for nothing.

According to Herman Pleij,Dreaming of Cokaigne: Medieval Fantasies of the Perfect Life (2001):

roasted pigs wander about with knives in their backs to make carving easy, where grilled geese fly directly into one's mouth, where cooked fish jump out of the water and land at one's feet. The weather is always mild, the wine flows freely, sex is readily available, and all people enjoy eternal youth.

Cokaigne was a "medieval peasant’s dream, offering relief from backbreaking labor and the daily struggle for meager food."

The Brothers Grimm collected and retold the fairy tale in Das Märchen vom Schlaraffenland (The Tale About the Land of Cokayne).

In the 1820s, the name Cokaigne came to be applied jocularly to London, as the land of Cockneys, and thus "Cokaigne", though the two are not linguistically connected otherwise. The composer Edward Elgar used the title "Cokaigne" for his concert overture and suite evoking the people of London, Cokaigne (In London Town) (1901)
Land of Cokayne by Heike Makatsch October 21, 2009

Cockaine 

A person, typically a female but doesn’t have to be, who has an addiction to ✨getting railed✨

Like an unhealthy one. Fuck fuck fuck fuck
Breanna must be high off cockaine, her boyfriend is shitty and all they do is fuck.
Cockaine by leofromchicago September 17, 2021

Cockaine 

Jizz on a table the sunlight has access to, wait for the liquid to evaporate and snort the powder/ gunk remains.
Dude, I was totally fucked off my head on cockaine the other day! I think I feel them moving inside.
Cockaine by AvengedSevenfold. May 25, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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