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cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.
i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!
cockamamie by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.
"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."
cockamamie by creedmoor October 11, 2004

cockamamee 

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

Cockximity 

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.
Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.
Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

cockamamie

He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'
cockamamie by Quads_Poker October 31, 2006

Cockalicious 

When You cocksuck me, its cockalicious.. suck more bitch
Cockalicious by gay pride October 25, 2003