Cockamimi 

Random
Nonsense
Bullshit

He was late for work and made up some cockamimi excuse.

Cockamimi by Word Junkie November 3, 2007

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.

i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!

cockamamie by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

cockamamie by creedmoor October 11, 2004

cockamamee 

silly, foolish, idiotic, bullshit

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

cockamamee by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010

Cockximity 

A portmanteau of "cocks" and "proximity," cockximity is the distance between two men and their respective cocks while standing at urinals in a public bathroom.

Toby: Woah, dude, watch your cockximity!
Bryce: I like dudes.

Cockximity by Kevin Raab June 19, 2008

cockamamie

Talking out of your ass. Bullshit.

He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'

cockamamie by Quads_Poker October 31, 2006

Cockalicious 

Delicious Cocksucking (ian)

When You cocksuck me, its cockalicious.. suck more bitch

Cockalicious by gay pride October 25, 2003