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Cocksucking

The art of taking a man's cock in your mouth and by using the friction and suction of your mouth, lips, tongue and throat giving him an unforgetable organism so that he cums in your mouth, which you swallow.
Done right cocksucking is not easy but great fun and rewarding.
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cocksucking

a person who sucks a man's penis
In manner of sucking a dick
Giving a man a blowjob in other words putting his dick in your mouth and sucking repeatedly.
Lisa broke up with me shes a cocksucking whore.
cocksucking by Michael3181994 January 26, 2008

cocksucking

Can be used as a synonym to “bootlicking
Stevens whole twitter account wqs cocksucking Elon Musk
cocksucking by arcadia777 June 10, 2021

cocksucking

Cocksucking, now referring exclusively to penis fellating, originated as an expression in Delta blues music and

originally meant eating pussy, strangely enough. An example of this is the song "Rotten Cocksuckers Ball," which Frank Zappa later covered.
We're going down to the rotten cocksucking ball.
cocksucking by lorne_a_20014 August 13, 2022

Cocksucking Attorney 

1. Incorporates August 30, 2007 definition of the word Cocksucker.
2. Applies to attorneys who take one position on a legal matter.
3. However, in court, they actively exploit the legal matter to their benefit, to the detriment of others.
4. Typically used in situations related to poor ethics where the attorney puts their own personal interest ahead of their client or the courts.
1. (Class Action Settlement) "Did you hear about that settlement for the iThingy Defect? I got .38 cents for it and the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe told us they were doing this out of principle, and not looking for a payday, yet they received $62 million. Those Cocksucking Attorneys!"

2. (Litigation) "I can't believe the courts sanctioned me for bringing a frivolous lawsuit. Schlosky told my case was solid, made me pay him $5,000 to file this lawsuit, and now I have to pay a $10,000 fine to the court! Michael is such a Cocksucking Attorney!

3. (Public Debate) "Did you read Einhorn's argument against using waivers to disclaim fraud in court? Yet this guy is using the same tactics to get his dirty client off the hook? How can this Cocksucking Attorney sleep at night."

4. (Conflict of Interest) "I found out today that Lisa, my attorney for the malpractice suit that left me disabled, is a cousin for the doctor we're suing. How can I trust her when she's spending holidays with that monster. I now question everything she's ever told me about this case, and need to fire her ASAP. She is such a Cocksucking Attorney."

5. (Poorly managed expectations) "That Cocksucking Attorney Ralph told us to expect a windfall from being insulted by the waitress of Bojangles, we paid him over $100,000 to represent us, and all we got were coupons for free pancakes".

Cocksucking ATM 

Cocksucking ATM: see Generous cocksucker
Cocksucking ATM by Dong Massuse February 24, 2009

cocksucking eyes 

(N) One whose eyes gravitate towards the general direction of a male's genitalia. Often a cum guzzling whore, or the secret bible slut who never gets any action.
"that cunt has a pair of cocksucking eyes", said mike mathews.
cocksucking eyes by Rachelan November 6, 2008
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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