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cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.
Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

Cock wobbling thunderclap 

When spooning, the little spoon farts on the big spoons penis, making it vibrate
Got a right Cock wobbling thunderclap off the missus last night!

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.
Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Cockwomblingthundercunt 

(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.
That Mystic Angel dude is a first rate Cockwomblingthundercunt

cockwomblingspunkflute 

(noun) A person, more often male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or spouting constant untruths while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance as well as a desperate need to fit in
Stefan is a cockwomblingspunkflute of the highest order!

Cockwombling 

Loosing heavily in a game of fifa that you may as well be a cockwomble.
Leo - another 5-0 win for me.
Kristoph - yea this has been such a cockwombling
Cockwombling by Frendlee December 20, 2018