Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter

"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"

by chismspasm July 8, 2012

cock wobbling cunt-guzzler

A man who can not get an erection when pleasing a woman orally.

Look at this pathetic cock wobbling cunt-guzzler!

by ongel-henning September 23, 2017

Cock wobbling thunderclap

When spooning, the little spoon farts on the big spoons penis, making it vibrate

Got a right Cock wobbling thunderclap off the missus last night!

by Forgetful8 February 20, 2020

Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Cockwomblingthundercunt

(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.

That Mystic Angel dude is a first rate Cockwomblingthundercunt

by RectileDysfunktion February 3, 2021

cockwomblingspunkflute

(noun) A person, more often male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or spouting constant untruths while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance as well as a desperate need to fit in

Stefan is a cockwomblingspunkflute of the highest order!

by RectileDysfunktion May 13, 2020

Cockwombling

Loosing heavily in a game of fifa that you may as well be a cockwomble.

Leo - another 5-0 win for me.
Kristoph - yea this has been such a cockwombling

by Frendlee December 20, 2018