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A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

Cock tan by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

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Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

Cock Tan by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

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cock-tan

Another name for an older male who is very tan during the winter months and hangs out with the college crowd in public.

Look at this cock-tan at the bar partying like it's 1999.

cock-tan by Chokatay October 27, 2010

Cock Tantrum

When you really REALLY need a man's cock and he won't bring it to you immediately, you lose control and have a cock tantrum. When standard cockpleading and defiantly pushing out your lower lip fails, the scene can rapidly descend to wild breathless screaming, flushed threats and aggressive tearing of clothes. A full outburst can only be fixed by a stern, hard spanking and fucking.

"Kollin, please fuck me, I am wet for you all day long. PLEASE. I beg you. I am desperate for your cock, please let me be your slut. My mouth, my pussy, my ass, I don't fucking care, just fill me with your cum. I am impatient for your cum. If you don't take me home and fuck me RIGHT NOW Kollin I will have a cock tantrum, I fucking mean it".

Cock Tantrum by Suzanne's Greedy Mouth July 23, 2014

Cock Tank

A group of males, usually 4 or more packed tightly into a vehicle. Typically are desperately hunting for a piece of ass riding the strip.

"Did you see those 8 guys packed into that jeep?" "Yeah...what a cock tank."

Cock Tank by BJStudd December 20, 2008

Cocktana

A penis that is very large and is good in sex. Referring to the mystical sharp sword, Katana.

Dave has a really nice Cocktana

Cocktana by Krarlie October 8, 2014

cocktang

Cocktang is an idiom for the male version of the word poontang.

"I really wanna get some cocktang tonight"

(spoken by a woman or a gay)

cocktang by Miff July 9, 2007

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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