Cock tan 

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

Cock tan by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Cock Tan 

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

Cock Tan by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

cock-tan

Another name for an older male who is very tan during the winter months and hangs out with the college crowd in public.

Look at this cock-tan at the bar partying like it's 1999.

cock-tan by Chokatay October 27, 2010

Cock Tantrum

When you really REALLY need a man's cock and he won't bring it to you immediately, you lose control and have a cock tantrum. When standard cockpleading and defiantly pushing out your lower lip fails, the scene can rapidly descend to wild breathless screaming, flushed threats and aggressive tearing of clothes. A full outburst can only be fixed by a stern, hard spanking and fucking.

"Kollin, please fuck me, I am wet for you all day long. PLEASE. I beg you. I am desperate for your cock, please let me be your slut. My mouth, my pussy, my ass, I don't fucking care, just fill me with your cum. I am impatient for your cum. If you don't take me home and fuck me RIGHT NOW Kollin I will have a cock tantrum, I fucking mean it".

Cock Tantrum by Suzanne's Greedy Mouth July 23, 2014

Cock Tank 

A group of males, usually 4 or more packed tightly into a vehicle. Typically are desperately hunting for a piece of ass riding the strip.

"Did you see those 8 guys packed into that jeep?" "Yeah...what a cock tank."

Cock Tank by BJStudd December 20, 2008

Cocktana 

A penis that is very large and is good in sex. Referring to the mystical sharp sword, Katana.

Dave has a really nice Cocktana

Cocktana by Krarlie October 8, 2014

cocktang 

Cocktang is an idiom for the male version of the word poontang.

"I really wanna get some cocktang tonight"

(spoken by a woman or a gay)

cocktang by Miff July 9, 2007