Another name for an older male who is very tan during the winter months and hangs out with the college crowd in public.
by Chokatay October 26, 2010
Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
by 1veryangrybuddhist February 15, 2011