Cock jacker 

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

Cock jacker by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020

cock jacket

Similar to beer jacket, cock jacket describes an invisible coat that allows females to endure ice-cold external temperatures whilst wearing tiny outfits (usually akin to lingerie), pre-alcohol, simply because the lengthy process of removing a coat/jacket in the pub/bar/club would waste good cock-teasing time. Cock jackets are particularly popular in Newcastle and Liverpool, England.

"Look at that girl in the miniskirt and boob tube! She much be freezing!"

"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"

cock jacket by Gruber January 1, 2008

Cock Jackers 

Another terminology for hands ( most likely women's hands ) or anything you can jack on a cock.

Don't touch me with your cock jackers

Cock Jackers by Anoble0130 February 21, 2011

cockjacker 

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.

Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank

cockjacker by Denzel Large December 30, 2007

cockjockery 

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

cockjockery by bone July 20, 2004

cockjacket 

A term that a male uses to refer to a person he uses for sexual intercourse.

"Dude have you seen my new cockjacket"
"Ya, she is pretty hot"

cockjacket by dovz July 26, 2007

Cockwacker 

This is the act of using excessive force on your shlong, there tends to be friction burns and or lumps along the shaft of your meat rocket. Typical cures for this is a mixture that consists of vinegar, bleach, and chlorine.

"You dirty cockwacker"
"I accidentally cockwacked last night and am feeling bad today"

Cockwacker by Spencer brush September 20, 2022