Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation
Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.