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When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
Cock Douche by QT23 March 14, 2011
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1.someone who is a complete asshole
2.a person who no1 likes
person 1: my teacher kicked me out of class again
person 2: yea hes a total douche cock
douche cock by schoetyme May 12, 2008

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n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.
"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.
Douche Cock by Jrex February 26, 2005

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A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.

tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."

wears sunglasses on the back of your head

complete tool
Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.

Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
Douche Cock by Ripper47 May 1, 2010

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a very big faggot
Henry Plager
A Big Dumbass
Henry Plager
Henry Plager is such a douche cock. He is such a big dumbass.
douche cock by Nolan Snyder July 29, 2008

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1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.
You're such a douche cock.
douche cock by Gabe F November 11, 2006

douche-cock-bastard 

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A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.
That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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