Definitions by QT23
Cock Douche
When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
Cock Douche by QT23 March 14, 2011
Vuagan
Used to describe someone who is charming, kind and caring with the naughtiest smile you'll ever see! Loving to the extreme and plafull as hell and always get their way. Plus usually damn good looking.