Cock Craning

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To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.

1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.

Cock Craning by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

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Cock Craving Cum Hound

A woman who hunts for men that are willing to put there huge meat rockets in any bodily oriphus and then spray her down with gallons upon gallons of hot, sticky cum.

Hey Wendy, how was that gang bang last night? You are such a cock craving cum hound!

Cock Craving Cum Hound by jtcjr13 July 30, 2009

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Cock Craving Slut

A cock craving slut (or a CCS) is a woman (thus the slut) who has a huge craving for a cock to either jack, fuck or suck and always goes deep (search 'going deep' to find out the definition)

Some people have eating habits but these chicks are straight up crazy cock loving sluts. Good shit!

How was that chick from the other night?
She was a CCS, she went deep.

Went to some house the other day with a friend, seemed like there was alot of cock craving sluts there ay...
Maybe you went to a whore house.

Cock Craving Slut by ErOR, Parker, LiNktO, Bling NZ February 12, 2010

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cock craving

Cock craving; and emotional state of desire that a woman feels for action from a man

Jessica: Man, I've got a major cock craving for Matt
Sally: Oh, I know what you mean, I wanna bang him

cock craving by Brian September 25, 2006

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Cock Craving Disorder

A term used by many people jealous of the LAN, or often mad about something. Many people within the group of ALA are known as the CM's or "Cockmongers".

ALA: Dude, you're suffering from the cock craving disorder..
LAN: Yeah well you're just a cockmonger.
ALA: ...

Cock Craving Disorder by the other black guy from lan June 12, 2011

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Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

Anal Craving Cock Jockey by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009

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craving the cock

when you really need a good pounding; you want to fuck very badly

Kim Hall is craving the cock.

craving the cock by Hannah February 16, 2003

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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