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Kaitlynn Coston

The hottest, most funniest person you'll ever meet. She is the one girl, once you hit it you can quit it. Kaitlynn is the best person you'll ever meet, and if you know this one person, you won't ever forget her.
Kaitlynn Coston is the sexiest girl you'll ever meet.

Mrs. Coston 

A hot English teacher found in most schools with a smashable body.
Mrs. Coston's class was very fun today
Mrs. Coston by Chad'sOwner November 28, 2022

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.
One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"
Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

soggy cottonbottoms 

I didn't ride a single water ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.