The hottest, most funniest person you'll ever meet. She is the one girl, once you hit it you can quit it. Kaitlynn is the best person you'll ever meet, and if you know this one person, you won't ever forget her.
A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
I didn't ride a singlewater ride at the amusement park, but you would have thought I had ridden them all if you would have seen my soggy cottonbottoms.