When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.
M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”
A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".
I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.