cob-gobbler
When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.
cob-gobbler by MBlaster August 4, 2007
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Cob-gobbler
A corn company started by second-generation farmers the Shuck Brothers. They emphasize the culture of nice ears, silky hairs, ripe kernels, and sucking down the largest stalks you’ve ever seen—all types yellow, white, red, and purple.
The cob-gobblers have done it again releasing yet another disgusting corn video. This time they slathered their stalks with high fructose corn syrup before they went to town.
Cob-gobbler by Wordzmeth June 15, 2019
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cob-gobbler • copgobbler • Comgobbler • cob nobbler • cobb gobbler • Cob Jobbler • cod gobbler • cob • Cob Job • cob on
Cob gobbler
Someone that partakes in sucking alot of cock. Usually, a cob gobbler would be someone that is homosexual.
Cob gobbler by Theinsultedbanana April 4, 2024
CobGobbler
A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
cobgobbler
Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008
cobnobbler
One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
cobnobbler by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006
copgobbler
A motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a bumper sticker that purports to support the police. See also copsucker
copgobbler by Divinedefiner June 16, 2010
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