Cob Jobbler
Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
Cob Jobbler by King Willy IV March 7, 2024
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CobGobbler
A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
Related Words
Cob Jobbler • cob-gobbler • cob nobbler • cob • Cob Job • cob on • cob knob • Cob Cannon • cob-dick • cob knobber
cobgobbler
Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008
cobnobbler
One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
cobnobbler by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006
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