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Cob Jobbler

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024
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CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"
by David Troutt May 29, 2008
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cobnobbler

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.
by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006
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