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The process of liquids (such as semen) becoming a semi-solid or solid state from the contact of water or other viscuous substances.

When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.

coagulation by Daniel Gazenski May 5, 2007

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coagulation

The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.

If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

coagulation by NotoriousE.D. December 9, 2007

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Coagulation

It is the state of a penis being stuck between being rock hard and being flaccid

BRO EVERYTIME I SEE MISS PENG MY PENIS GOES HARD BUT THEN ITS SOFT AS SOON AS I LEAVE ENGLISH, I THINK IM GOING THROUGH COAGULATION

Coagulation by lilldicky69420 June 16, 2022

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lacto coagulation

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

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verbal copulation

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties

Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

verbal copulation by Matsumoto111 July 1, 2010

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Codulation

The act of perfoming "COD" otherwise known as Call of Duty. This term applies to any COD such as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 or any other form of COD on any console or computer.

Gotta run, I got a Codulation session planned tonight.

Codulation by natejont November 15, 2009

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Cockulation

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Cockulation by guessingcockulation March 16, 2010

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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