Cozmic

Standard eBoy; good looking and hits on eGirls—always seeking attention from females and works at Starbucks.

"Cozmic is 100% an eBoy."
"Don't be like Cozmic."
"you're pulling a Cozmic right now."

by CozmicTaco November 28, 2018

CoZmic

A man in the gang 3 server who likes to bully children and is one of the oldest people in the universe aside Gari they have been fighting for centuries

CoZmic really likes splatoon 2

by GND_ November 2, 2021

Cozmic Gamer

The most nostalgic/best Youtube Channel ever. Has way too many dead memes.

Cozmic Gamer yeeted on a porkchop.

by Cozmic Gamer January 7, 2020

Cozmic Brownie

When you crack a glow stick on the butt hole and shove your penis in it. The asshole and penis become bioluminescent.

“Langley, I sure would love a Cozmic Brownie!”

“Nater, want to make Cozmic Brownies after dinner? I’ll get the chem-lights!”

“Brown found 3 different colors on the battlefield, we can make a whole batch of Cozmic Brownies!”

“My butt hole feels crazy, Elli and I made the craziest Cozmic Brownie.”

by thatcommoguy November 16, 2023

comic

A novel but with visuals and speech bubble dialogue that make it more interesting and fun to read

I be readin' Marvel™ comics everyday!

by bitstripslang June 12, 2015

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.

"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*

by Bukas July 13, 2020

ComicsGate

ComicsGate is a GamerGate style consumer revolt within the Comic Book Industry, that was sparked by industry insiders brushing aside their own consumer base. They engaged in SJW tactics like block chains, the push of propaganda, people being fired for political views, tampering with comic book classics, etc. Dismissing their own consumers, & their concerns (valid or otherwise) with bland accusations of discrimination. When you push your own consumers this way they grow increasingly frustrated & understandably bitter for this mistreatment. So they banded together & talked about this occasionally. Which eventually lead to the start of ComicsGate.

Fans: " i just don't understand why the classic characters we love so much were replaced, why are they all gender-bent all of a sudden?"
Industry insider: "Stop criticizing that! That's racist!"
Fans: "...Wait what? How?"
Industry insider: Help! Were being attacked!
Fans: "What? What did we do??"
Industry insider: block*
(rinse & repeat, until...)
Fans: Ok! that's it! We've had enough! #comicsgate!

by Damien Poe Rocks February 17, 2018