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Clutzy by okaykayykay July 31, 2018

Clutty 

A girl who looks classy but acts slutty at the same time.
Someone who has elegance and class but is a slut all the same.

Jake: "Oh Man! Why would you be such a cock blocker dude! I hear she's real classy"
Thomas: "Hell no dude! She's clutty once you get to know her"

Derek: "Dude! So I hear Michelle is officially a sorority sister"
Nate:"f'course man.. she's a clut!"

Clutty by caronalover August 23, 2010

clutty 

Clutty is a combination of the words classy and slutty. Clutty. "slutty" yet "classy" at the same time

Check her out. She's wearing a low-cut blouse and short skirt, but it's a ladylike look. She's clutty.

clutty by Morgan Tidwell October 29, 2017

clutz 

Someone who is extremely careless, stupid and a hazard to be around. Trips over shoes constantly, breaks anything he touches, should not be alowed around heavy machinery or anything that might put other's lives in danger.

Mr Clutz walks into old, rich woman's house with lots of v. elaborate, precariously placed ornaments and brakeables scattered around.

Clutz: Oooh look a penny!
(As he picks up penny, knocks down v. expensive china vase)
Old woman: Good heavens! That vase was my Great Grandmama's!
Clutz: Huh? What vase?

clutz by Smellaria Ruscoe June 3, 2005

Dick Clutz 

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

Dick Clutz by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

clutzed 

to be highly intoxicated or badly beated up

"i was totally clutzed last night, cant remember a thing"

clutzed by katerpiller August 11, 2005

Coffee Clutz 

A person who constantly spills coffee due to carelessness. They often have coffee stains on the inside of their car, countertops, desks, books, and carpets. A coffee clutz also tends to not clean up the mess they made, due to the fact that they can't handle coffee without spilling/dropping it and they are generally lazy

Person A: Hey, what's that brown stain on your desk?

Person B: Oh, that was from the other week from when I almost ruined my laptop from spilling coffee on it, and I guess I never cleaned up my mess.

Person A: Wow, you really area coffee clutz.

Coffee Clutz by D Mac 94 June 10, 2010