Cluttery

Household essentials such as crockery and cutlery are augmented with useless inanimate objects we distribute evenly around the house called cluttery, the primary purpose of which is that that of disproportionately attracting dust!

Simeon: Visitors here in 10 mins! Should I add or remove cluttery from the table?

Maria: Whatever!!

Cluttery by Simple Simeon May 27, 2018

cluttercore

Cluttercore is the aesthetic creating complex piles of clutter, collected goods, or otherwise junk.

Girl: wow, great cluttercore apartment
Guy: thanks, I don't clean

cluttercore by College burnout December 17, 2021

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

Christmas Clutter 

An overwhelming amount of Christmas decorations for the space available.

By the time I finished decorating my small apartment for Christmas, I was bumping into all the Christmas Clutter!

Christmas Clutter by macrent2 December 2, 2009

Nut Clutter

n: when area around the genitals becomes abnormally messy due to insufficient trimming and/or cleaning, and therefore is rendered unusable.

" Wow, not washing and trimming my balls for the last seven years was a bad idea, I think I developed a bit too much nut clutter. I can no longer see or use my balls."

Nut Clutter by Verlaine Stain March 28, 2009

Clutterbucket 

Someone who gives up at the first sign of disappointment

Friend 1: You're gonna do great at that competition
Friend 2: I don't know man, I don't think I'm going to do it
Friend 1: C'mon don't be such a clutterbucket!

Clutterbucket by Lyra Scarlett September 20, 2014

Clittery Jittery 

Where your girl is so aroused to the point that she starts to fear that she will break into a seizure.

Oh man.........Chad had me so clittery jittery last night I thought I was going to die!

Clittery Jittery by Skater550 August 28, 2017