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Clutch King 

"The clutch king has done it once again!"
Clutch King by Julesyyyyy July 23, 2023

Clutching Bungle 

To be in dire need of a shit
Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!
Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009

Double Clutching 

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses
Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

baby's arm clutching a plum 

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

clutching 

When you are playing an online game , and you are the only one alive on your team.You have to "Clutch"the round by killing the opposing team single-handedly. So clutching is surviving in a one versus five or more players situation, killing them and winning the game . Clutching a situation in other words is getting control over a close situation.
Mom-Dinner's ready !
Gamer-Not now mom , I'm clutching !
clutching by Erosin March 3, 2015

Clutching 

When you are flashing a strap but don't pull the trigger or shot to kill.
Brah this nigga pulled up on me at the gas station and was clutching fool he saw I had my strap and got back in his car and peeled off.