Clusterfubia

noun; The fear of getting oneself into a clusterfuck.

Remy hasn't left the office in 4 days. He's suffering from acute Clusterfubia.

by Fat JG January 12, 2011

clusterfuckassery

What you experience when the company you work for acquires another business that has nothing to do with your business and you have to integrate it.

This public relations fiasco has resulted in some real clusterfuckassery.

by SuperJRock March 2, 2010

clusterfuckarchy

Occurs when a group of twits in power sit down to resolve something incredibly simple and start asking questions such as, "wouldn't it be great if...!" or "what about if we just added...?". The end result is that the simple goal becomes unbearably cumbersome, inefficient, redundant, or just plain stupid as the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who came up with the plan in the first place.

Jane: did you hear about the board's decision about installing a coffee machine in the break room?
Martha: Yeah. That clusterfuckarchy couldn't decide on anything. Decaf or not? Organic or regular milk? Lattes or cappuccinos? And all we wanted was a cup of Joe. It's a wonder this company runs at all with dumbfucks like them at the wheel.

Jane: Word.

by The Nordic Avenger February 26, 2011

Clusterfucation

"Clusterfucation" is the combination from the term Cluster Fuck. This word was originally created from an I.T. standpoint for use in corporate staff meetings at a large RV Manufacturer where foul language was not permitted. This word can also be use to describe an individual based upon something they did or are doing that will result in failure.

This origin of this word was due to a CIO who never had experience within an I.T. department and whos background was as a Director of Human Resources. When this person took control of the I.T. department, every project seemed to end up in total failure.

This phrase can also be used in conjunction with the term M&M's. See seperate definition for this.

This project/task did not go well. Time lines and objectives were not met and at each stage of this project/task seemed to bring on additional issues. The result of this has ened in nothing less than total Clusterfucation.

by hACmAN2u March 8, 2011

clusterfukasaurus

Another name for the Interstate - 25 construction project AKA "T-R.E.X. (TRansportation EXpansion Project)" in Denver, CO.

See, when they put the "Broadway Exit Closed" signs up AFTER the Colorado exit, knowing FULL WELL that no one in their right mind is going to exit on University in the midst of the construction basically what you get at Sante Fe/Alameda is a real clusterfukasaurus.

by clareaberra February 20, 2007

clusterfucilitation

\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\

The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.

It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.

Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation

What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!

by jksurfer September 19, 2009

Clusterfuckatopolis

A place where anything that can go wrong will go wrong and frequently does so, leaving its population feeling useless and aggravated to extremes few knew were possible.

Wife: hey honey,how was work
husband: oh you mean clusterfuckatopolis? it was abso-fucking-lutely fan-fucking-tastic

by JackassNSlacker April 26, 2009