Cluster Duck 

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.

There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.

Cluster Duck by Top Men December 28, 2010

Cluster Duck 

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

Cluster Duck by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

clusterfuck 

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck 

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

clusterfuck by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck 

A Huge problem or situation

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!

clusterfuck by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck 

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck

Clusterfuck by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

clusterfucktastrophe 

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.

Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.

clusterfucktastrophe by twisterstory February 28, 2011