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Cluster Duck

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.
There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.
by Top Men December 28, 2010
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Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself
Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally
by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020
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clusterfuck

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020
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clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
by itsmebeany April 5, 2021
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OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
by Starchylde December 29, 2014
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Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck
by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019
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clusterfucktastrophe

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.
Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.
by twisterstory February 28, 2011
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