Clunger Plunger

Another name for the penis, the cock, the scaling & the mighty dong. Usually a title reserved for those who are "blessed in the boxers"

Jo told Kenny she was in the mood for a turn on his clunger plunger cause she was out of batteries again

Clunger Plunger by Thefairyseshmother March 20, 2026

clunge-plunger 

A sex toy for women that is designed to be plunged (see thrusted, shoved or inserted) into the clunge (abbr. clit, cunt and minge) or general clunal (see clunge) area for the purposes of vaginal stimulation or for making your friends look gay while they are asleep.

Alright lovely, you look ace there all tied up with nowhere to go. I'm going to take your clunge-plunger and plunge your clunge like tomorrow never died.

clunge-plunger by Quinapulus October 4, 2010

Clunge-Plunger 

A menstural blood disposal and extraction method involving a plunger being applied to the clunge in order for a vacuum to occur which extracts the menstural blood from the clunge.

Clunge Plunge for Plunging that Clunge, when in need; lunge for the clunge with a clunge plunge.

copyright. Sir. Peter Cook

Mate i totally plunged her clunge with a Clunge-Plunger, no blood, know what i say. Wag Warn!!

Clunge-Plunger by Doctor Plunge October 18, 2009

Clunge Plunderer 

Someone who has selfish sex with women with the intention to only gain pleasure not giving. In most cases occurs at the end of a night out, usually with a one night stand, when someone is really horny but doesn't have much energy.

Example1;

Woman1: "Was that guy any good last night".

Woman2: "No, he was a clunge plunderer!"

Example2;

Male1: "Right it's four in the morning I am going to pick up a stray"

Male2: "Haha you horny bastard, fuck off and get some then you clunge plunderer"

Clunge Plunderer by Clamlydia June 29, 2011

Clunge Plunge 

Clunge Plunge is the male act of losing your virginity. A twist on the phrase "To Take The Plunge".

Joe - I took the Clunge Plunge last night

Johnny - Yeah?

Joe - Yeah, didn't last too long though

Clunge Plunge by The Chop 84 October 16, 2009

Clunge Plunge 

The female equiivelant of "tea-bagging,"

- The act of putting your balls in and out of a sleeping persons mouth.

"He was snoring loudly so she Clunge Plunged him"

Clunge Plunge by The Royal Tenenclams April 26, 2010

Clungeplunger 

Instrument with which to plunge clunge.

Don't make me slap you with my clungeplunger!

Clungeplunger by Hoiky McDoyle September 3, 2009