Definitions by Thefairyseshmother
Clunger Plunger
Another name for the penis, the cock, the scaling & the mighty dong. Usually a title reserved for those who are "blessed in the boxers"
Jo told Kenny she was in the mood for a turn on his clunger plunger cause she was out of batteries again
Clunger Plunger by Thefairyseshmother March 20, 2026
False confidence man
The type of man who is full of false confidence about his abilities to satisfy a woman in the bedroom (or wherever else you try to get your rocks off. A man who thinks he made a woman squirt even though she's so turned off she can only describe it as being fucked by a pencil wrapped in sandpaper
Mark was known as False Confidence man despite having to repetitively ask the woman for reassurance & to ask vital questions such as "am I doing this right?"
False confidence man by Thefairyseshmother March 19, 2026
Cock sneeze
Cock sneeze by Thefairyseshmother December 2, 2025