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Club Tee 

A type of t-shirt that buff white guys wear to bars/night clubs. The shirt is tight fitting and usually displays a skull and cross-bones, a large eagle, or anything else that will grab a young ladies attention.
Girl: "Hey man, I like that eagle on your v-neck t'shirt. Is that a youth medium?"
Guy: "Nah, honey... it's just my new club tee."
Club Tee by Go Jayhawks! May 8, 2008
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A place where pubescent teens test how slutty they can be without being called said "slut." Peer pressure reigns and grinding is the only dance move. No adults aloud means that even the most innocent get some.
person 1: did you hear stacy went to a teen club?

person 2: but she's the fun-police

person 1: not last night. we made out
Teen Club by dontgrindonme June 19, 2011

Teeny Weenie Peenie Club 

To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis
YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club
Teeny Weenie Peenie Club by mehble November 26, 2010

Teen voodoo club 

A club that teen can join to practice and share information on voodoo.
He's in a teen voodoo club.
Teen voodoo club by Judge dredd7 November 12, 2011

Teen fight club

A club that teen guys join to fight eachother all the time.
John's in the teen fight club.
Teen fight club by Deep blue 2012 September 16, 2009

teen sex club 

A group of teens who form a club for the main purpose to have sex with each other. It is formed by teens and run by teens for their sexual fulfillment.
They have started a teen sex club.
teen sex club by Rebel2012 June 5, 2020

Teen drug club 

A club that teens join so that they can get together and do drugs.
John's in a teen drug club.
Teen drug club by Deep blue 2012 September 21, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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