Clowneying

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.

That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.

by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013

Clowneying

Owning the single game sack record at your rival's stadium.

That guy is really clowneying out there, he has sacked #10 over four times in just this one game.

by DabosMom October 10, 2013

Ass Clowning

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

clowning

Being played or treated as a joke

“Dang john was clowning with Sally’s feelings”

by beingclownedon July 12, 2019

Clownington

The highest possible echelon of a clown. About 90% of the things they say or do is just some clown shit. Basically every group has at least one. A clownington can be looked at in two different ways. One such way is that someone is such a fucking meat-head that clownington would be an appropriate name. On the other hand, it could be someone who will always seize the perfect opportunity to troll another whilst not really giving two fucks about the outcome/saying stupid shit on purpose.

"Look at this fucking clownington over there."

by #1Clown9StraightYears September 10, 2020

Zoom Clowning

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.

"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."

by bird_brain April 3, 2022

clownalingus

one who performs cunnilingus while wearing clown attire and make-up

bozo the clown likes to perform clownalingus on females while in full costume

by fire brick 2010 November 30, 2010