clown hair

What old men get when most of their head is bald except some patches of hair on the sides.
Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair
by exxtreme_croquet September 01, 2010
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orange haired clown

Refers to an orange beast which crawls under the sewers looking for little italian children to feast on.

There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one

The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.

This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.
Beware beware theres a creature in town
Beware beware of the orange haired clown
by Garida January 09, 2018
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