clown hair
Mike is a 70 year old man. He has a little grey hair on the sides but is completely bald up top. Mike has clown hair
clown hair by exxtreme_croquet September 1, 2010
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Crown Hair (butt hole)
Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.
"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."
Crown Hair (butt hole) by WildThang11 October 31, 2011
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orange haired clown
Refers to an orange beast which crawls under the sewers looking for little italian children to feast on.
There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one
The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.
This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.
There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one
The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.
This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.
orange haired clown by Garida May 2, 2018
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