Clown Ball 

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.

Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."

Clown Ball by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019

clown balloon 

A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.

"Man, I just coiled up a clown balloon. It took three flushes to go down."

clown balloon by jmbalaya April 6, 2008

Clown Balls 

After ejaculating your balls hang so low and droopy they resemble the persona of a clown

I fucked that girl so hard after i nutted i had some stretch clown balls

Clown Balls by clownballsat your face January 20, 2011

clown ballon

A long, continuous piece of poop.

That clown ballon comes in at 8.5 courics!

clown ballon by velopope April 12, 2008

clownballer 

The antagonist of paintball events and games, where they play for ego instead of honor.

Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor.

The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement.

There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked.

In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth.

You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent.

Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.

Can you believe that fucking clownballer kept playing on and wiping a hit as I put a rope into him center mass? "yea bud, same old same old"

clownballer by funshit August 15, 2017